Richard Sterry
01-21-2005, 03:18 AM
"Whinging Courier" <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c489eee84248ec7989e9f@news.individual.ne t...
> My right eyelid has started twitching and is bloody well getting on my
> nerves now.
>
> What causes it and more importantly how can I stop the bloody thing?
>
> Closing my eye doesn't work so gluing it shut isn't an option and I
> don't have any matchsticks handy.
>
> Is it a lack of vitamins/lack of sleep or should I just go and have a
> ****?
Sounds like the old monologue which includes the Winky-****y bird. Its
eyelid is attached to its foreskin, so when it winks it ****s, and when it
****s it winks!
Can anyone remember the whole thing?
Rick
news:MPG.1c489eee84248ec7989e9f@news.individual.ne t...
> My right eyelid has started twitching and is bloody well getting on my
> nerves now.
>
> What causes it and more importantly how can I stop the bloody thing?
>
> Closing my eye doesn't work so gluing it shut isn't an option and I
> don't have any matchsticks handy.
>
> Is it a lack of vitamins/lack of sleep or should I just go and have a
> ****?
Sounds like the old monologue which includes the Winky-****y bird. Its
eyelid is attached to its foreskin, so when it winks it ****s, and when it
****s it winks!
Can anyone remember the whole thing?
Rick