"Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle"

[Nigel Eaton]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm

The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

--
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[Bear]

In article <EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>
> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of
nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."

I can see their point, actually.

And, on a global scale, is it really any worse a crime than jellied
eels?
--
Bear
"Don't believe the hype"
Today's music: Marillion "Marbles"

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> typed
>In article <EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>>
>> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
>"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
>development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of
>nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."
>
>I can see their point, actually.
>
>And, on a global scale, is it really any worse a crime than jellied
>eels?

It's no good you trying for a last-minute conversion, matey. Come the
Glorious Day, that'll be you straight up against the wall.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
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[platypus]

Nigel Eaton wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>
> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

Not at all. There's no reason not to be neatly shorn and well groomed.
"Clothes maketh the man."

--
platypus

no need to ask

[steve auvache]

Bear wrote
>In article <EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>>
>> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
>"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
>development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of
>nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."

<bangs rocks together>


>I can see their point, actually.
>
>And, on a global scale, is it really any worse a crime than jellied
>eels?


Nothing is a worse crime than jellied eels, except making your children
eat them.

--
steve auvache
MZ TS150: for sale still.
Bandit 600

[Lozzo]

platypus says...
> Nigel Eaton wrote:
> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
> >
> > The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
> Not at all. There's no reason not to be neatly shorn and well groomed.
> "Clothes maketh the man."

That's TOG ****ed then.

--
Lozzo
ZX-9R
In cunnis confidimus

[Bear]

In article <kNa5aTQhfF4BJwSE@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> typed
> >In article <EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
> >>
> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
> >>
> >> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
> >
> >"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
> >development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of
> >nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."
> >
> >I can see their point, actually.
> >
> >And, on a global scale, is it really any worse a crime than jellied
> >eels?
>
> It's no good you trying for a last-minute conversion, matey. Come the
> Glorious Day, that'll be you straight up against the wall.

Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
--
Bear
"Don't believe the hype"
Today's music: Marillion "Marbles"

[Nick]

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>
> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
YUP

[Lady Nina]

On Sat, 8 Jan 2005 21:53:23 -0000, Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Nigel Eaton says...
>>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>>
>> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
>"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
>development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of
>nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."

Is this why I'm so tired all the time then?

>I can see their point, actually.
>
>And, on a global scale, is it really any worse a crime than jellied
>eels?

Or grits, don't forget about grits.
--
Lady Nina
Every place I go, well it seems so strange.

[Champ]

On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:01:33 GMT, "platypus"
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Nigel Eaton wrote:
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>>
>> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
>Not at all. There's no reason not to be neatly shorn and well groomed.

Said the bald bloke.
--
Champ

[tallbloke]

"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in news:1LYDd.6348$GG1.2871
@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:


> "Clothes maketh the man."
>

Ah yes the Guild of Tailors motto.

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[Veggie Dave]

Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:
>The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

I knew it wasn't really my fault:
It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition"
and could thus rob the brain of energy.

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[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
<Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> typed
>Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
>masterpiece:
>>The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
>I knew it wasn't really my fault:
>It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
>development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition"
>and could thus rob the brain of energy.

"I blame the barbers"

--
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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
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[Veggie Dave]

Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:
>"I blame the barbers"

Who?

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[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
<Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> typed
>Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
>masterpiece:
>>"I blame the barbers"
>
>Who?

They're these guys who...

Never mind.

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[Cane]

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:EqQBzxOLXF4BJwUW@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>
> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

They'll all look like Sweller.

--
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Aquila non captat muscas

[Colonel Tupperware]

On Sat, 8 Jan 2005 23:44:37 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Veggie Dave
><Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> typed
>>Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
>>masterpiece:
>>>The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>>
>>I knew it wasn't really my fault:
>>It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
>>development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition"
>>and could thus rob the brain of energy.
>
>"I blame the barbers"

I blame all Jazz musicians.

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[Dr Ivan D. Reid]

On Sat, 8 Jan 2005 23:46:50 +0000, Veggie Dave <Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1>
wrote in <hHgP+0TqDH4BJwzb@number1.dsl.pipex.com>:
> Nigel Eaton <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote the following literary
> masterpiece:
>>The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?

> I knew it wasn't really my fault:
> It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence
> development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition"
> and could thus rob the brain of energy.

I'd like to see them justify that statement, since hair needs no
energy once it's formed, whether it's cut or left to grow. The "nutrition"
is needed in the growth, not the maintenance.

--
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[Salad Dodger]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 18:02:11 +0000 (UTC), "Dr Ivan D. Reid"
<Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:

> I'd like to see them justify that statement, since hair needs no
>energy once it's formed, whether it's cut or left to grow. The "nutrition"
>is needed in the growth, not the maintenance.

You'll need to expend extra energy carrying all that weight about,
though.

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[sweller]

Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:

> I'd like to see them justify that statement, since hair needs no
> energy once it's formed, whether it's cut or left to grow. The
> "nutrition" is needed in the growth, not the maintenance.

Ivan, it's a Stalinist state. They don't do justification; at least not
lucid justification.

--
Simon

http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/

[sweller]

Cane wrote:

> They'll all look like Sweller.

"I don't advise a hair cut man. All hairdressers are in the employment of
the government".

--
Simon

http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/

[Verdigris]

On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:01:33 +0000, platypus wrote:

> Nigel Eaton wrote:
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
>>
>> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
>
> Not at all. There's no reason not to be neatly shorn and well groomed.
> "Clothes maketh the man."

I'm convinced. I'll buy a new suit in the sales this week.

--
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[Verdigris]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:25:57 +0000, Salad Dodger wrote:

> On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 18:02:11 +0000 (UTC), "Dr Ivan D. Reid"
> <Ivan.Reid@brunel.ac.uk> wrote:
>
>> I'd like to see them justify that statement, since hair needs no
>>energy once it's formed, whether it's cut or left to grow. The
>>"nutrition" is needed in the growth, not the maintenance.
>
> You'll need to expend extra energy carrying all that weight about, though.

But that's offset by its useful insulating properties.

--
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Z1000 - less sense, more sensation.
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[The Older Gentleman]

Verdigris <verdigris@deadspam.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:01:33 +0000, platypus wrote:
>
> > Nigel Eaton wrote:
> >> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
> >>
> >> The North Koreans are really quite ****ed in the head, aren't they?
> >
> > Not at all. There's no reason not to be neatly shorn and well groomed.
> > "Clothes maketh the man."
>
> I'm convinced. I'll buy a new suit in the sales this week.


Oxfam has sales?



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