Re: Fuggit - That's me keeping the L plates a bit longer then :-/

[Muck]

Donegal Paul wrote:
> Says it all really.
> Two fails basically, one on the good old emergency stop, back wheel locked.
> Other was a right hand turn on a crossroads with a yellow hatch box.
> Suddenly though "you're not allowed to stop in the hatch unless you have a
> clear exit". Turns out there's an exeption which he wouldn't tell me as I'd
> forget :-)
>
> <fx:googles>
> ahhh

Doh!... keep trying mate.

--
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Remove _TEETH_ to e-mail

[petrolcan]

the cont known as Muck says...
>Donegal Paul wrote:
>> Says it all really.
>> Two fails basically, one on the good old emergency stop, back wheel locked.
>> Other was a right hand turn on a crossroads with a yellow hatch box.
>> Suddenly though "you're not allowed to stop in the hatch unless you have a
>> clear exit". Turns out there's an exeption which he wouldn't tell me as I'd
>> forget :-)
>>
>> <fx:googles>
>> ahhh
>
>Doh!... keep trying mate.

You were supposed to say 'keep crashing' :-)
--
Michael
Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
'fot#125|twa#5|flo#10|cosoc#1|HYPO#5(temp KOTL)

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
<petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed

>Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling

I'm watching you, you cont.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

[petrolcan]

the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed
>
>>Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
>
>I'm watching you, you cont.

Do so, MOT very soon.....

I'm off for a shag :-)
--
Michael
Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
'fot#125|twa#5|flo#10|cosoc#1|HYPO#5(temp KOTL)

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
<petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed
>the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
>><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed
>>
>>>Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
>>
>>I'm watching you, you cont.
>
>Do so, MOT very soon.....

<suspicious glare>

You haven't bolted a chair to it, have you?

>I'm off for a shag :-)

Good man.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

[petrolcan]

the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed
>>the cont known as Nigel Eaton says...
>>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan
>>><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> typed
>>>
>>>>Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
>>>
>>>I'm watching you, you cont.
>>
>>Do so, MOT very soon.....
>
><suspicious glare>
>
>You haven't bolted a chair to it, have you?

The 'wing is ugly enough.

>>I'm off for a shag :-)
>
>Good man.

Finished now, i'm knackered. She's good :-)
--
Michael
Hippo Keeper for the Sultan of Bling
'fot#125|twa#5|flo#10|cosoc#1|HYPO#5(temp KOTL)

[Lady Nina]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 03:10:15 -0000, petrolcan
<petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>I'm off for a shag :-)
>>
>>Good man.
>
>Finished now, i'm knackered. She's good :-)

2.25 to 3.10 - pathetic - I'd be trading you in.
--
Lady Nina
Every place I go, well it seems so strange.

[Champ]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 03:15:22 +0000, Lady Nina
<spam.trap2@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 03:10:15 -0000, petrolcan
><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>I'm off for a shag :-)
>>>
>>>Good man.
>>
>>Finished now, i'm knackered. She's good :-)
>
>2.25 to 3.10 - pathetic - I'd be trading you in.

Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.
--
Champ

[Muck]

petrolcan wrote:
> the cont known as Muck says...
>
>>Donegal Paul wrote:
>>
>>>Says it all really.
>>>Two fails basically, one on the good old emergency stop, back wheel locked.
>>>Other was a right hand turn on a crossroads with a yellow hatch box.
>>>Suddenly though "you're not allowed to stop in the hatch unless you have a
>>>clear exit". Turns out there's an exeption which he wouldn't tell me as I'd
>>>forget :-)
>>>
>>><fx:googles>
>>>ahhh
>>
>>Doh!... keep trying mate.
>
>
> You were supposed to say 'keep crashing' :-)

Heh... The bloke's had enough grief in that department already. If he
gets his test though, he may get a proper bike. ;)

--
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"CG125 the most fun you can have at Mach 0.08539"
Remove _TEETH_ to e-mail

[Adrienne M Bonwick]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 09:08:20 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
>by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
>things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.

*ding*

but then I'm not most women.

--
Adie
(replace spam with nickname to reply)

UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit / CG125
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11

[sweller]

Champ wrote:

> I was told
> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on.

ITYF she was being kind.

--
Simon

http://www.sweller.co.uk/sob/

[Champ]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 15:58:39 +0000, "sweller" <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk>
wrote:

>Champ wrote:
>
>> I was told
>> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on.
>
>ITYF she was being kind.

heh. They generally are, aren't they? Most women seem fairly
respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
--
Champ

[MattG]

Champ says...
> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 03:15:22 +0000, Lady Nina
> <spam.trap2@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 03:10:15 -0000, petrolcan
> ><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>I'm off for a shag :-)
> >>>
> >>>Good man.
> >>
> >>Finished now, i'm knackered. She's good :-)
> >
> >2.25 to 3.10 - pathetic - I'd be trading you in.
>
> Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
> things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.

I'm sure she'll reply when she's less tied up. In the mean time, it
is possible to have both, you know.

[Lozzo]

MattG says...
> Champ says...

> > Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
> > by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
> > don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
> > things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.
>
> I'm sure she'll reply when she's less tied up.

Can't she type on a laptop with her toes.

Pretty useless woman if she can't imo.

--
Lozzo
ZX-9R
In cunnis confidimus

[Lady Nina]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 22:06:28 -0000, Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk>
wrote:

> MattG says...
>> Champ says...
>
>> > Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
>> > by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>> > don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
>> > things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.
>>
>> I'm sure she'll reply when she's less tied up.
>
>Can't she type on a laptop with her toes.

Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.

>Pretty useless woman if she can't imo.

Pah, who needs toes.
--
Lady Nina
Enjoying the journey.

[Lady Nina]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 09:08:20 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 03:15:22 +0000, Lady Nina
><spam.trap2@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 03:10:15 -0000, petrolcan
>><petrolcanREMOVE@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>I'm off for a shag :-)
>>>>
>>>>Good man.
>>>
>>>Finished now, i'm knackered. She's good :-)
>>
>>2.25 to 3.10 - pathetic - I'd be trading you in.
>
>Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
>by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
>things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.

<looks in keep net>
Ah the usual common champion, I was hoping for something bigger.
<empties keep net>
--
Lady Nina
Enjoying the journey.

[platypus]

Lady Nina wrote:
>
> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.

http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv

--
platypus

no need to ask

[Ben]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 15:58:39 +0000, "sweller" <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>Champ wrote:
>>
>>> I was told
>>> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>>> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on.
>>
>>ITYF she was being kind.
>
>heh. They generally are, aren't they? Most women seem fairly
>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.

Not the one I'm marrying.
--
GSXR1000 DIAABTCOD#11 BOTAFOT#75
"We take these risks, not to escape from life,
but to prevent life escaping from us."
http://www.bensales.com

[Lady Nina]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

>Lady Nina wrote:
>>
>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>
>http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv

Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
--
Lady Nina
Enjoying the journey.

[Champ]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:19:07 +0000, Ben <ukrm@bensales.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 15:58:39 +0000, "sweller" <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Champ wrote:
>>>
>>>> I was told
>>>> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>>>> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on.
>>>
>>>ITYF she was being kind.
>>
>>heh. They generally are, aren't they? Most women seem fairly
>>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
>
>Not the one I'm marrying.

Ah. Told you she's had bigger and better, eh? And you're still
marrying her?
--
Champ

[platypus]

Lady Nina wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>
>>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>
>> http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>
> Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?

I've been memorising the internet.

--
platypus

no need to ask

[Nick]

"Lady Nina" <spam.trap2@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:qee3u0lma61s4lh8fs1l0l88425mm4ok6p@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 22:06:28 -0000, Lozzo <lozzo@speedyspic.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> MattG says...
>>> Champ says...
>>
>>> > Hmmm. 45 minutes seems like a reasonable amount of time. I was told
>>> > by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>>> > don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on. As in most
>>> > things, it's quality, not quantity, that counts.
>>>
>>> I'm sure she'll reply when she's less tied up.
>>
>>Can't she type on a laptop with her toes.
>
> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>
>>Pretty useless woman if she can't imo.
>
> Pah, who needs toes.
> --
> Lady Nina
> Enjoying the journey.

photo please ?

Nick

[Mark Olson]

platypus <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> Lady Nina wrote:
>> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>
>>> http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>
>> Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>
> I've been memorising the internet.

Hah! I've been changing some of it when you weren't looking.

--
Mark '01 SV650S '99 EX250-F13 '86 GL1200A '81 CM400T

[Ben]

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:29:01 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:19:07 +0000, Ben <ukrm@bensales.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 15:58:39 +0000, "sweller" <ng@mztech.fsnet.co.uk>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Champ wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I was told
>>>>> by a woman recently that, contrary to current recieved wisdom, women
>>>>> don't necessarily like a lover who bangs on and on and on.
>>>>
>>>>ITYF she was being kind.
>>>
>>>heh. They generally are, aren't they? Most women seem fairly
>>>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
>>
>>Not the one I'm marrying.
>
>Ah. Told you she's had bigger and better, eh?

Erm, well, let's just say, I know that's never happened, eh?

> And you're still
>marrying her?

Can't find another one I like.
--
GSXR1000 DIAABTCOD#11 BOTAFOT#75
"We take these risks, not to escape from life,
but to prevent life escaping from us."
http://www.bensales.com

[platypus]

Mark Olson wrote:
> platypus <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>>
>>>> http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>>
>>> Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>>
>> I've been memorising the internet.
>
> Hah! I've been changing some of it when you weren't looking.

Excellent! I'd pretty much finished, and I was wondering what to do next.
Changed, you say? I didn't realise you could do that.

--
platypus

no need to ask

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben
<ukrm@bensales.com> typed
>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:29:01 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:19:07 +0000, Ben <ukrm@bensales.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Most women seem fairly
>>>>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
>>>
>>>Not the one I'm marrying.
>>
>>Ah. Told you she's had bigger and better, eh?
>
>Erm, well, let's just say, I know that's never happened, eh?

Blimey. Remember to keep her below 6000 revs for the first 1000 miles.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

[Ben]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 23:43:32 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben
><ukrm@bensales.com> typed
>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:29:01 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:19:07 +0000, Ben <ukrm@bensales.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Most women seem fairly
>>>>>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
>>>>
>>>>Not the one I'm marrying.
>>>
>>>Ah. Told you she's had bigger and better, eh?
>>
>>Erm, well, let's just say, I know that's never happened, eh?
>
>Blimey. Remember to keep her below 6000 revs for the first 1000 miles.

3 years is a fair running in period.
--
GSXR1000 DIAABTCOD#11 BOTAFOT#75
"We take these risks, not to escape from life,
but to prevent life escaping from us."
http://www.bensales.com

[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben
<ukrm@bensales.com> typed
>On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 23:43:32 +0000, Nigel Eaton
><nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben
>><ukrm@bensales.com> typed
>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:29:01 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:19:07 +0000, Ben <ukrm@bensales.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:57:06 +0000, Champ <news@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Most women seem fairly
>>>>>>respectful of the fragility of the male ego. Fortunately.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not the one I'm marrying.
>>>>
>>>>Ah. Told you she's had bigger and better, eh?
>>>
>>>Erm, well, let's just say, I know that's never happened, eh?
>>
>>Blimey. Remember to keep her below 6000 revs for the first 1000 miles.
>
>3 years is a fair running in period.

True. Time to open her up properly.

CIHAGM?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

[Howard]

platypus wrote:
> Lady Nina wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Lady Nina wrote:
>>>
>>>>Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>
>>>http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>
>>Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>
>
> I've been memorising the internet.
>

Heh/ Is that a bit like barcoding nature?

Zebras excluded of course

--
Howard
R100RT
Formerly James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo, R80/7,
R100RT (green!)

[platypus]

Howard wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>>
>>>> http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>>
>>> Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>>
>>
>> I've been memorising the internet.
>>
>
> Heh/ Is that a bit like barcoding nature?
>
> Zebras excluded of course

404

--
platypus

no need to ask

[Howard]

platypus wrote:
> Howard wrote:
>
>>platypus wrote:
>>
>>>Lady Nina wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>>>><monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>>>
>>>>>http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>>>
>>>>Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>>>
>>>
>>>I've been memorising the internet.
>>>
>>
>>Heh/ Is that a bit like barcoding nature?
>>
>>Zebras excluded of course
>
>
> 404
>
So you don't want those cables then?

--
Howard
R100RT
Formerly James Captain, A10, C15, B25, Dnepr M16 solo, R80/7,
R100RT (green!)

[platypus]

Howard wrote:
> platypus wrote:
>> Howard wrote:
>>
>>> platypus wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 23:16:15 GMT, "platypus"
>>>>> <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lady Nina wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Even better, this post brought to you by erect nipples.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://obelix.access.ch/files/movies/marksnipples.wmv
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you just have these links hanging around? If so why man why?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I've been memorising the internet.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Heh/ Is that a bit like barcoding nature?
>>>
>>> Zebras excluded of course
>>
>>
>> 404
>>
> So you don't want those cables then?

Cables?

--
platypus

no need to ask