What the ****?

[Nigel Eaton]

Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.

The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain
shut "into Monday morning".

What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?

I'm seriously beginning to think that these frequent prolonged road
closures are just taking the piss.

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[wessie]

Nigel Eaton emerged from their own little world to say

> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>
> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain
> shut "into Monday morning".
>
> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>

Government documents. Shredding costs probably getting too high. They've
closed the motorway to the public to allow the convoy of lorries easier
access.

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[mups]

Nigel Eaton nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk says...
> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>
> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain
> shut "into Monday morning".
>
> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?

"Motorway now open" signs.

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[Preston Kemp]

mups wrote:

> Nigel Eaton nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk says...
> > Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a
> > warehouse fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
> >
> > The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will
> > remain shut "into Monday morning".
> >
> > What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>
> "Motorway now open" signs.

Major ROFL :)

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[Dave Emerson]

"Nigel Eaton" <nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Wa7FPnDlQW4BJwE9@rcav8r.demon.co.uk...
> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>
> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain shut
> "into Monday morning".
>
> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?

Maybe it's the cone factory...

Davce

[Robbo]

> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>
> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain shut
> "into Monday morning".
>
> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>
> I'm seriously beginning to think that these frequent prolonged road
> closures are just taking the piss.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/londonnews/articles/PA_LONFIREM25Sun13Warehouseblaze?source=


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[tallbloke]

wessie <putmynamehere@tesco.net> wrote in
news:Xns95D9AFA2AE41623ert@130.133.1.4:

> Nigel Eaton emerged from their own little world to say
>
>> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a
>> warehouse fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>>
>> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain
>> shut "into Monday morning".
>>
>> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>>
>
> Government documents. Shredding costs probably getting too high. They've
> closed the motorway to the public to allow the convoy of lorries easier
> access.
>

Heh, freedom to get any information you want. But not your police records
if you have a criminal record. Oh, and they can exempt any govt doc if
releasing it 'is not in the public interest'.

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[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Robbo
<robboNOSPAMMATE@ukrm.org> typed
>> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
>> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>>
>> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain shut
>> "into Monday morning".
>>
>> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>>
>> I'm seriously beginning to think that these frequent prolonged road
>> closures are just taking the piss.
>
>http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/londonnews/articles/PA_LONFIREM25Sun1
>3Warehouseblaze?source=

Which tells us...

Well, **** all really. Apart from what I posted.

Well done, Robbo.

YTC.

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[Colonel Tupperware]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 22:30:37 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Robbo
><robboNOSPAMMATE@ukrm.org> typed
>>> Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
>>> fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.
>>>
>>> The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain shut
>>> "into Monday morning".
>>>
>>> What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?
>>>
>>> I'm seriously beginning to think that these frequent prolonged road
>>> closures are just taking the piss.
>>
Essex Fire & Rescue have got the crystal ball well and truly cooking
on gas:

'Incident Number: 546
Date: 12 - 01 - 2005
Address: Dolphin Industrial Estate
Attendance:

Full Details: Steady progress was made through the night fighting the
deep seated fires within the warehouse. A 7 appliance and 1 ALP relief
was requested for 07:00. The stop message was sent at 04:57 ‘Fire,
Warehouse and Offices, 2 ALP monitors, 3 Oscillating monitors, 4
Ground Monitors, 1 Foam Slim Jet and 1 jet used. This fire is being
treated as suspicious.’ Another 7 appliance relief was odered for
09:00. A message was sent at 08:47 that this was going to be a
protracted incident, 4 ground monitors, 2 oscilating monitors, 1 foam
slim jet and an ALP were still in used. A joint fire investigation as
commenced with Essex Police. '

So the fire is still going on until Wednesday.

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[Mike Barnard]

On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 17:04:37 +0000, Nigel Eaton
<nigele@rcav8r.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>Essex plod have closed the M25 in both directions because of a warehouse
>fire. There's a 27 mile diversion.

>The fire began at 9am today, and they reckon the motorway will remain
>shut "into Monday morning".

>What the **** have they got in the warehouse? Nuclear warheads?

Furniture. i.e. LOADSA foam making LOADSA smoke.

>I'm seriously beginning to think that these frequent prolonged road
>closures are just taking the piss.

Pictures showing why the road was closed. Authorship unknown, sorry.

www.thunderin.co.uk/m25fire1.jpg 14k
www.thunderin.co.uk/m25fire2.jpg 14k
www.thunderin.co.uk/m25fire3.jpg 45k


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