Time for the Safety Nazis to get a hard on....

[Nigel Eaton]

http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/default.htm

The fascinating thing about this site is that it's full of photos of
things that *could* have ended in DISASTER!!!!

But, oddly, (mostly) didn't. ;^)

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[Muck]

Nigel Eaton wrote:
> http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/default.htm
>
> The fascinating thing about this site is that it's full of photos of
> things that *could* have ended in DISASTER!!!!
>
> But, oddly, (mostly) didn't. ;^)
>

I liked http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/photo121.htm

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[platypus]

Nigel Eaton wrote:
> http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/default.htm
>
> The fascinating thing about this site is that it's full of photos of
> things that *could* have ended in DISASTER!!!!
>
> But, oddly, (mostly) didn't. ;^)

I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.

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[Nigel Eaton]

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>Nigel Eaton wrote:
>> http://www.safetycenter.navy.mil/photo/archive/default.htm
>>
>> The fascinating thing about this site is that it's full of photos of
>> things that *could* have ended in DISASTER!!!!
>>
>> But, oddly, (mostly) didn't. ;^)
>
>I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
>Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.

"This reckless jailbird thought he was going to be doing 35 in a 30.
Instead he's doing hard time!"

Never watch it, myself.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
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[Oist]

"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:sijEd.7281$GG1.2797@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...

> I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
> Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.
>

John Burnell
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[Bear]

In article <10u4krpsf3sar7b@corp.supernews.com>, Oist says...
>
> "platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:sijEd.7281$GG1.2797@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
>
> > I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
> > Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.
>
> John Burnell

His hairstyle always worries me, if it's the bloke I'm thinking about.
--
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Today's music: Miles Davis "Kind Of Blue"

[MikeH]

Bear wrote:
> In article <10u4krpsf3sar7b@corp.supernews.com>, Oist says...
>
>>"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:sijEd.7281$GG1.2797@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
>>
>>
>>>I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
>>>Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.
>>
>>John Burnell
>
>
> His hairstyle always worries me, if it's the bloke I'm thinking about.

The one who looks like he stole his hair from an Elvis impersonator and
then had it resprayed.

"This man thought he could get away with unlicensed hair. They never can!"

--

Mike Hall
R1100S

[Bear]

In article <34f3drF498q1hU1@individual.net>, MikeH says...
> Bear wrote:
> > In article <10u4krpsf3sar7b@corp.supernews.com>, Oist says...
> >
> >>"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>news:sijEd.7281$GG1.2797@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
> >>
> >>
> >>>I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
> >>>Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.
> >>
> >>John Burnell
> >
> > His hairstyle always worries me, if it's the bloke I'm thinking about.
>
> The one who looks like he stole his hair from an Elvis impersonator and
> then had it resprayed.
>
> "This man thought he could get away with unlicensed hair. They never can!"

That's the chap.

You so can't imagine him being involved in any actual police work,
whatever he claims on his CV ... "I'm not chasing that bloke! I might
ruin my coiffured barnet in the wind!"

I don't watch a lot of those cop shows, and if I do it tends to be the
british ones ... although there's one on M&M that follows an aussie or
NZ bunch that's quite amusing, more for the antipodean SoH ... a bloke's
stopped for driving all over the road, gets out, falls over, gets up,
falls over again ...

"Been drinking sir?"

"No osifer, not at all ..." <wobbles unsteadily>

"I suspect, sir, that you're not being 100% honest with me."

I've just remembered another one I liked ... I think it's "Road Wars",
where the bloke suddenly develops the least convincing cough in history
in order to try and avoid giving a breath sample. Later, arrested and
sitting in the back of the cop car, the cop reminds him he hasn't
coughed for a while, and the bloke duly starts coughing again, in a
totally unconvincing way :)
--
Bear
"Don't believe the hype"
Today's music: Miles Davis "Kind Of Blue"

[Oist]

"Bear" <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c4c663d80b19222989a09@News.individual.ne t...

>> John Burnell
>
> His hairstyle always worries me, if it's the bloke I'm thinking about.

big ultrawhite teeth.
" he went from nought to felon in under 5 seconds"
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[Mark Olson]

Oist <givememychoice@cabbageyahoo.com> wrote:
>
> "Bear" <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1c4c663d80b19222989a09@News.individual.ne t...
>
>>> John Burnell
>>
>> His hairstyle always worries me, if it's the bloke I'm thinking about.
>
> big ultrawhite teeth.
> " he went from nought to felon in under 5 seconds"

Bunnell, ITYF.

http://kirkoid-music.crosswinds.net/sheriff/

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[Veggie Dave]

Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> wrote the following literary
masterpiece:
>You so can't imagine him being involved in any actual police work,

What's with the Valley Girl vocabulary, eh?

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[Champ]

On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 16:06:11 +0000, Veggie Dave
<Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> wrote the following literary
>masterpiece:
>>You so can't imagine him being involved in any actual police work,
>
>What's with the Valley Girl vocabulary, eh?

Like, Bear has done that since *forever*!
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[Bear]

In article <sbc5u094dq7l2oor5a28855t23dglr0e9f@4ax.com>, Champ says...
> On Mon, 10 Jan 2005 16:06:11 +0000, Veggie Dave
> <Veggie~Dave@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> >Bear <bastardDOTbear@gmail.com> wrote the following literary
> >masterpiece:
> >>You so can't imagine him being involved in any actual police work,
> >
> >What's with the Valley Girl vocabulary, eh?
>
> Like, Bear has done that since *forever*!

Indeed so ... plus I'm more than a little hurt to be criticised for my
methods of expression *by a ****ing manky* :)
--
Bear
"Don't believe the hype"
Today's music: Miles Davis "Kind Of Blue"

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Oist"
<givememychoice@CABBAGEyahoo.com> saying something like:

>
>"platypus" <monotreme@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:sijEd.7281$GG1.2797@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
>
>> I can just hear the narratives being read out by that ex-Sherriff John
>> Wossname who does all those dopey merkin police chase programmes.
>>
>
>John Burnell

"Biff Noodlemyer" as someone here recalled.

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[Lozzo]

Bear says...

> I've just remembered another one I liked ... I think it's "Road Wars",

A bloke I know called Derek appears in that on a regular basis. He's TVP
trafpol.


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