Ian Pallfreeman complains to the pigs

[Anonymous]

Later today, Ian Pallfreeman (of Sherwood), will be sent a death threat. The
local police have been informed and swear to have no part in it. The head
dibble (Detective Drebben) refuses to get involved, saying that he has an
inside informant (Triar ****) who will 'sort-it'. 200 local sewing
machinists have been re-called to produce blankets for Mr Pallfreemans
(what a friggin awful name) death jump which is expected at around noon
tomorrow (high noon). Mrs Pallfreeman (what a friggin awful name) shrieked
'I don't care what your name is, you're not parking your reindeer on MY
roof'.

[Anonymous]

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by sunbeam,
and I thusly replied:

Later today, Ian Pallfreeman (of Sherwood), will be sent a death threat.
The local police have been informed and swear to have no part in it. The
head dibble (Detective Drebben) refuses to get involved, saying that he
has an inside informant (Triar ****) who will 'sort-it'. 200 local
sewing machinists have been re-called to produce blankets for Mr
Pallfreemans (what a friggin awful name) death jump which is expected at
around noon tomorrow (high noon). Mrs Pallfreeman (what a friggin awful
name) shrieked 'I don't care what your name is, you're not parking your
reindeer on MY roof'.

You seem to be very obsessed with this Ian Pallfreeman guy. Why don't you
put your money where your mouth is?

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"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his
tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord."
- Deuteronomy 23:2

[Anonymous]

"Archbishop Pierre Persniparge" <doublethevalue@twicetheprice> wrote in
message news:Xns94C0672D3AE6Dgotochurch@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy...
You seem to be very obsessed with this Ian Pallfreeman guy.
Really? I hadn't noticed

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
I don't eat money