Re: Life in a Monty Python Sketch

[P.Kyle esquire]

go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:

> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
> on 07 Aug 2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetabl
>>>>>>>>>> es
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegeta
>>>>>>>>>>>> bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vege
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-ve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co m>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say this,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charles, but I must respectfully request that you ****
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>off. Such displays of wit at around nine in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning, when I'm still on my second coffee, cannot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of Jacobs and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>already I can feel my typing fingers tingling (I use
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only about 30 per cent of my finger allocation -- less
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if I'm using my modern laptop because thumbs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>useless to operate the sawn-off, miserable apology of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>space bar). Damn -- there was a point to this paragraph
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>which I was leading up to, but it's gone. I'll come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the "point"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was to casually drop into the discussion the fact that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>
>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>
>>>> What?
>>>
>>> Umm...
>>
>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>
> DAN!
>
DAN!


--
Phil Kyle esq.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

- Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield

[Vicar Peter Parsnip]

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on 09
Aug 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 07 Aug 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables
>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetabl
>>>>>>>>>>> es
>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegeta
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vege
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-ve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co m>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say this,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charles, but I must respectfully request that you ****
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>off. Such displays of wit at around nine in the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>morning, when I'm still on my second coffee, cannot
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of Jacobs and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>already I can feel my typing fingers tingling (I use
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only about 30 per cent of my finger allocation -- less
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if I'm using my modern laptop because thumbs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>useless to operate the sawn-off, miserable apology of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>space bar). Damn -- there was a point to this paragraph
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>which I was leading up to, but it's gone. I'll come
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the "point"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was to casually drop into the discussion the fact that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>
>>>>> What?
>>>>
>>>> Umm...
>>>
>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>
>> DAN!
>>
> DAN!

DAN!

--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

[P.Kyle esquire]

go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:

> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
> on 09 Aug 2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables
>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetabl
>>>>>>>>>> es
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegeta
>>>>>>>>>>>> bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vege
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-ve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co m>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this, Charles, but I must respectfully request that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you **** off. Such displays of wit at around nine in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the morning, when I'm still on my second coffee,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cannot meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of Jacobs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and already I can feel my typing fingers tingling (I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>use only about 30 per cent of my finger allocation --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>less if I'm using my modern laptop because thumbs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>useless to operate the sawn-off, miserable apology of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a space bar). Damn -- there was a point to this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paragraph which I was leading up to, but it's gone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll come back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the discussion the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fact that you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What?
>>>>>
>>>>> Umm...
>>>>
>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>
>>> DAN!
>>>
>> DAN!
>
> DAN!
>
DAN!


--
Phil Kyle esq.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

- Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield

[Vicar Peter Parsnip]

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on 10
Aug 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 09 Aug 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables
>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetabl
>>>>>>>>>>> es
>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegeta
>>>>>>>>>>>>> bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vege
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-ve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>, JF
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co m>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this, Charles, but I must respectfully request that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you **** off. Such displays of wit at around nine in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the morning, when I'm still on my second coffee,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cannot meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of Jacobs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and already I can feel my typing fingers tingling (I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>use only about 30 per cent of my finger allocation --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>less if I'm using my modern laptop because thumbs are
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>useless to operate the sawn-off, miserable apology of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a space bar). Damn -- there was a point to this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paragraph which I was leading up to, but it's gone.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll come back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the discussion the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fact that you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Umm...
>>>>>
>>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>>
>>>> DAN!
>>>>
>>> DAN!
>>
>> DAN!
>>
> DAN!

DAN!

--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

[P.Kyle esquire]

go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
news:Xns954154F91C9Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:

> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
> on 10 Aug 2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>> presence on 09 Aug 2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetabl
>>>>>>>>>> es
>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegeta
>>>>>>>>>>>> bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vege
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-ve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.roo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> t- ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JF <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co m
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this, Charles, but I must respectfully request that
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you **** off. Such displays of wit at around nine
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the morning, when I'm still on my second coffee,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cannot meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of Jacobs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and already I can feel my typing fingers tingling
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(I use only about 30 per cent of my finger
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>allocation -- less if I'm using my modern laptop
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>because thumbs are useless to operate the sawn-off,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>miserable apology of a space bar). Damn -- there
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was a point to this paragraph which I was leading
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>up to, but it's gone. I'll come back in hour's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the discussion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Umm...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>>>
>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>
>>>> DAN!
>>>
>>> DAN!
>>>
>> DAN!
>
> DAN!
>
DAN!


--
Phil Kyle esq.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

- Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield

[Vicar Peter Parsnip]

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on
11 Aug 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:Xns954154F91C9Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 10 Aug 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 09 Aug 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables
>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>> presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetab
>>>>>>>>>>> l es
>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-veget
>>>>>>>>>>>>> a bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-veg
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> e ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-v
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> e ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.ro
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o t- ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JF <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message <ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>m
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk> (demon.local)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to say
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this, Charles, but I must respectfully request
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that you **** off. Such displays of wit at around
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nine in the morning, when I'm still on my second
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>coffee, cannot meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jacobs and already I can feel my typing fingers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tingling (I use only about 30 per cent of my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>finger allocation -- less if I'm using my modern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laptop because thumbs are useless to operate the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sawn-off, miserable apology of a space bar). Damn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- there was a point to this paragraph which I was
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leading up to, but it's gone. I'll come back in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the discussion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that you own a "modern laptop", wouldn't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Umm...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>
>>>>> DAN!
>>>>
>>>> DAN!
>>>>
>>> DAN!
>>
>> DAN!
>>
> DAN!

DAN!

--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

[P.Kyle esquire]

go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in news:Xns9542C375514DBmeowth@the-way-
of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:

> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
on
> 11 Aug 2004...
>
>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>> news:Xns9542607FA9D5Cmeowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>
>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>>> on 11 Aug 2004...
>>>
>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>> news:Xns954154F91C9Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>
>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>> presence on 10 Aug 2004...
>>>>>
>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>> presence on 09 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
vegetables:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables
>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetab l es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> veget a bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> veg e ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-
parsnip.root
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - v e ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-
>> parsnip.ro
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o t- ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JF <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> <charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>m
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(demon.local) bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>say this, Charles, but I must respectfully
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>request that you **** off. Such displays of wit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>at around nine in the morning, when I'm still on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my second coffee, cannot meet with approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jacobs and already I can feel my typing fingers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tingling (I use only about 30 per cent of my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>finger allocation -- less if I'm using my modern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>laptop because thumbs are useless to operate the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sawn-off, miserable apology of a space bar).
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Damn -- there was a point to this paragraph
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>which I was leading up to, but it's gone. I'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>come back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the discussion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the fact that you own a "modern laptop",
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Umm...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>
>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>
>>>> DAN!
>>>
>>> DAN!
>>>
>> DAN!
>
> DAN!
>
DAN!


--
Phil Kyle esq.

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"That's not cheese, it's the product of an unwashed foreskin."

- Craig "I like cheese" Oldfield

[Vicar Peter Parsnip]

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on
11 Aug 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
> news:Xns9542C375514DBmeowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 11 Aug 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:Xns9542607FA9D5Cmeowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>> presence on 11 Aug 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns954154F91C9Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 10 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>> presence on 09 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>> presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables
>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetab l es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> veget a bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - veg e ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - v e ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> us with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.ro o t- ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JF <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> <charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>m
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST), in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(demon.local) bhk@dsl.co.uk (Brian {Hamilton
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kelly}) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pondicherree?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No, it's just that my pants are a bit tight.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh heh. I like it. But, I'm sorry to have to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>say this, Charles, but I must respectfully
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>request that you **** off. Such displays of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wit at around nine in the morning, when I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>still on my second coffee, cannot meet with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>approval.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm about to start my third cup of coffee of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jacobs and already I can feel my typing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fingers tingling (I use only about 30 per cent
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of my finger allocation -- less if I'm using
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my modern laptop because thumbs are useless to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>operate the sawn-off, miserable apology of a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>space bar). Damn -- there was a point to this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>paragraph which I was leading up to, but it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>gone. I'll come back in hour's time. Sorry.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It would be churlish of me to suggest that the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "point" was to casually drop into the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> discussion the fact that you own a "modern
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> laptop", wouldn't it?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no. Boasting is not allowed on demon.local.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have 11 laptops and a brown bell-end.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How does that work for you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I burnt my nob on the laptop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It said "insert floppy".
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's also your own fault.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was just following orders.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's what Jimbo said.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That worked out nicely.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brilliant. I'm off for a pint now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A pint of Guinness?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "I'll have... a pint of... bitter!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Umm...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> YOU KERAZY FOOL!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> DAN!
>>>>>>
>>>>> DAN!
>>>>
>>>> DAN!
>>>>
>>> DAN!
>>
>> DAN!
>>
> DAN!

DAN!

--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

[Vicar Peter Parsnip]

Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence on 13
Aug 2004...

> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in news:Xns9543C0227125meowth@the-way-
> of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>
>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>> on 12 Aug 2004...
>>
>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>> news:Xns95435657094C6meowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>
>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their presence
>>>> on 11 Aug 2004...
>>>>
>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns9542C375514DBmeowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>> presence on 11 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>> news:Xns9542607FA9D5Cmeowth@the-way- of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>> presence on 11 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>> news:Xns954154F91C9Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>> presence on 10 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns9540CF78CF35Emeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with their
>>>>>>>>>>>> presence on 09 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953EDA102547Ameowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 07 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953DB2A5EF129meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 06 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953D5754B7FCmeowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetables
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CD719F29E6meowth@the-way-of-the-parsnip.root-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetab l es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953CBAC8299BEmeowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - veget a bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953C5D562DC31meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - veg e ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 05 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BE49235ECDmeowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - v e ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who blessed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> us with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953BBF5AB7768meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.root - ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere P.Kyle esquire, who
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> blessed us with their presence on 04 Aug
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> go@fish (Vicar Peter Parsnip) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Xns953B6B1BDD3F9meowth@the-way-of-the-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> parsnip.ro o t- ve ge ta bl es
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Be still! and revere Malcolm, who blessed us
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their presence on 04 Aug 2004...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <QUlD9wA5AKEBFw8D@marage.demon.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> JF <jf@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><ceq5a7$9f5$1@news-reader1.wanadoo.fr>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Charlie King
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> <charlie@removethisitsaspamtrap.stopthatitssilly.co
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>m
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 03 Aug 2004 21:24:46 +0100 (BST),
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in <20040803.2024.57099snz@dsl.co.uk>
>>>>>>>&g